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Team Yellow Brazil Championship Report

Ernest Hemingway stated ‘There are only Three Sports: Mountain Climbing, Auto Racing and Bull Fighting, all the rest are just games…’  We can now add OLD League Soccer to that select list. After Yellow Brazil's victory over the Germans in the League Semi, there was a two week break until the Final. Captain's Log Yellow Inc. was kept busy covering the other Semi as well as the various indiscretions of the Brazilian players and staff. We apologize for Team PR Spokesman Richard Smoker and how he…See More
Oct 3, 2011
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Team Yellow Brazil Semi-Final Report

Captain's Log Yellow Inc. is your top source for Canarinho breaking news. There was controversy as the League's playoff game times and locations were changed as frequently as a Vegas Showgirl's thong. Team Lawyer Perry Combover tried to serve an injection against OLD League PLC, but was called a 'ginger' and savagely kicked by a shadowy figure wearing a Blackpool Jersey as he approached their offices.Having had a couple of weeks to prepare for the knock-out Semi Final, instead of a finely tuned…See More
Sep 21, 2011
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Team Yellow Brazil Game 13 Report

Captain's Log Yellow Inc. continues to provide you with up to the minute stories about your favourite Brazilian football heros. Yet again, Tytus and his search for a vehicle is in the news. He'd recently signed a personal services contract with China’s largest manufacturer of Children’s Toys and Poisonous Gas. He was given a complimentary Dongwang Pantyliner Type-K sport coupe. Unfortunately, it was impounded at customs when it was found to contain outrageous levels of Caesium 90 and an…See More
Sep 5, 2011
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Terry May posted a blog post

Team Yellow Brazil Game 12 Report

We will begin with another intriguing tale unearthed by Captain's Log Yellow Inc.'s investigative journalists. As usual, it involved Tytus and his search for a new vehicle. His press agents decided purchasing an obscure Tibetan sedan would buff his public profile nicely. It would show his solidarity with the popular Dali Lama and empathy for repressed societies around the globe. He placed his order for a Tenzing Humping Badger HB8, but when it was removed from its shipping container, he found…See More
Aug 29, 2011
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Team Yellow Brazil Game 11 Report

The crack (or is it 'on crack') team investigative journalists employed by Captain's Log Yellow Inc. continued to provide sensational stories. The first featured International Man of Mystery Ben Kaak. Quoted as saying that he had to miss a match a couple of weeks ago due to his flight be delayed, he was being 'economical with the actualité'. He had been dragged from his private jet by IMF officers and forced to explain currency irregularities is vast portfolio. Apparently his manipulation of…See More
Aug 22, 2011
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Team Yellow Brazil Game 10 Report

Captain's Log Yellow Inc.'s investigative journalists earned their money the past week with a new sensational report. While in Arizona, filming an Adidas commercial with Beckham, Tytus decided to purchase a new vehicle. One of his press agents suggested an environmentally responsible full electric minivan to buff his image. He entered a massive GM dealership and let a burley salesman know what vehicle he wanted. The salesman's reaction was akin to a bad smell having entered the room, and he…See More
Aug 15, 2011
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Team Yellow Brazil Game 9 Report

Captain's Log Yellow Inc. decided to hire a couple of 'News of the World' investigative journalists to provide stories to spice up this week's blog. Their first scoop, after some serious phone-hacking and video surveillance was to witness three of the Yellow Brazilian squad trying to work off the guts they had acquired over the past two week break. They were seen entering the 'Rob Ford Diet Clinic' (located conveniently between a Crispy Creme Donut Superstore and a Poutine Shack) hoping to trim…See More
Aug 8, 2011
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Terry May posted a blog post

Team Yellow Brazil Game 8 Report

During the previous week, the crack legal team of Shyster, Page and Bliss managed to clear 'Captain's Log Yellow Inc.' of all charges. As well, with the substantial settlement, I am now exploring the credibility of the saying 'Money can't buy Happiness'. The blog can now return to it's usual sarcastic tone and insensitivity towards team mates' cultures, body types and sexual orientation. Team Yellow Brazil's match against the Portuguese National squad was a challenging affair. The game was…See More
Jul 25, 2011
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Team Yellow Brazil Game 7 Report

There was a firestorm of controversy after last week's game report was published. Certain overly sensitive and litigious teammates have initiated actions against 'Captain's Log Yellow Inc.'. I now stand accused of everything from speculative tabloid journalism to satan worship. The final straw was the delivery to my home of a box of spring-loaded dog turds. I have decided to tone down my writing style and use a more positive and supportive approach.'Football, in itself, is a grand game for…See More
Jul 18, 2011
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Terry May posted a blog post

Team Yellow Brazil Game 6 Report

With the postponement of their previous match, the Yellow Brazilian team had a couple of weeks to work on their fitness and footy skills. The team management anticipated a rejuvenated and motivated squad to arrive at Monarch Park Stadium for the match against Red Spain. It was for first place in the League as we only trailed them by a single point. Unfortunately it was a meagre amount of players that began their pre game preparations, trying to overcome a series of personal issues. With no game…See More
Jul 11, 2011
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Hans Westphal commented on Terry May's blog post Team Yellow Brazil Game 5 Report
"Great write up Terry --- I practically relived the whole match"
Jul 8, 2011
Niall O'Keeffe commented on Terry May's blog post Team Yellow Brazil Game 5 Report
"Great report!"
Jun 27, 2011
Terry May posted a blog post

Team Yellow Brazil Game 5 Report

As Team Yellow Brazil gathered for it's match against Black Germany at St.Patricks Stadium, it was an upbeat group of players that began their pre-game preparations. It would be our final game against a team we'd not yet played, and after it, we'd then be able to judge where we stood in the OLD League pecking order. The weather conditions were threateningly overcast so Stan thoughtfully erected a small tent to keep our après match beer dry. As the Germans marched smartly into the stadium, our…See More
Jun 27, 2011
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Team Yellow Brazil Game 4 Report

Game four of the 2011 campaign featured Brazil up against another of the new teams promoted to the Elite Division of the OLD League. It was a menacing looking Portugal squad that were yet another unknown quantity for our squad. We knew we were in for a challenge when we saw they had 10 players capable of running and that they knew how to put up their net. After the previous few matches on swampy agricultural fields, our equipment manager was kept hopping before the match, providing his team…See More
Jun 19, 2011
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Terry May posted a blog post

Team Yellow Brazil Game 3 Report

White Spain and St. Patricks, June 10Result: 15-0 win for the Yellow BraziliansAfter the previous week's unexpected loss to the Red Spaniards and the possibility of an unbeaten session gone, Yellow Brazil had the opportunity to exact revenge on their White cousins. As the Canarinho gathered for the match, there was the usual nervous pre-game chatter. I overheard discussions of the condition of the pitch and en pointe ballet positions. We eyed our opposition, and got an idea of what we'd be up…See More
Jun 12, 2011
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Stan commented on Terry May's blog post Team Yellow Brazil Game Reports
"I would like to thank the team for awarding me with this week's "Bennie".  You love me, you really love me."
Jun 8, 2011

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Team Yellow Brazil Championship Report

Ernest Hemingway stated ‘There are only Three Sports: Mountain Climbing, Auto Racing and Bull Fighting, all the rest are just games…’  We can now add OLD League Soccer to that select list. After Yellow Brazil's victory over the Germans in the League Semi, there was a two week break until the Final. Captain's Log Yellow Inc. was kept busy covering the other Semi as well as the various indiscretions of the Brazilian players and staff. We apologize for Team PR Spokesman Richard Smoker and how…

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Posted on October 3, 2011 at 9:56pm

Team Yellow Brazil Semi-Final Report

Captain's Log Yellow Inc. is your top source for Canarinho breaking news. There was controversy as the League's playoff game times and locations were changed as frequently as a Vegas Showgirl's thong. Team Lawyer Perry Combover tried to serve an injection against OLD League PLC, but was called a 'ginger' and savagely kicked by a shadowy figure wearing a Blackpool Jersey as he approached their offices.

Having had a couple of weeks to prepare for the knock-out Semi Final, instead of a…

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Posted on September 21, 2011 at 10:12am

Team Yellow Brazil Game 13 Report

Captain's Log Yellow Inc. continues to provide you with up to the minute stories about your favourite Brazilian football heros. Yet again, Tytus and his search for a vehicle is in the news. He'd recently signed a personal services contract with China’s largest manufacturer of Children’s Toys and Poisonous Gas. He was given a complimentary Dongwang Pantyliner Type-K sport coupe. Unfortunately, it was impounded at customs when it was found to contain outrageous levels of Caesium 90 and an…

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Posted on September 5, 2011 at 7:34pm

Team Yellow Brazil Game 12 Report

We will begin with another intriguing tale unearthed by Captain's Log Yellow Inc.'s investigative journalists. As usual, it involved Tytus and his search for a new vehicle. His press agents decided purchasing an obscure Tibetan sedan would buff his public profile nicely. It would show his solidarity with the popular Dali Lama and empathy for repressed societies around the globe. He placed his order for a Tenzing Humping Badger HB8, but when it was removed from its shipping container, he…

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Posted on August 29, 2011 at 4:46pm

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